The Duck Flag

This is The Duck Flag.  But if you want you could make your own.  If you have a Duck Club.

Written by The Ace 

Ducks

Have you ever seen a male wood duck. They are very handsome. Here is a picture of one.                         
 
Written by Mary Lou

How to start your own Duck Club

How to start your own duck club:
1. Get a group of friends together who are interested.
2. Vote on a leader.
3. Have meetings!
The meetings can be about anything you want it to be. The club can include anyone and is just to have fun with friends!

Written by: Kelly

Ebay Sale Item

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~Written by Vader Jacobson:  I found this item on ebay.  Yes, it is a duck.  Yes, it is a golf club.  Yes, it is a pencil holder.  Amazing ....... QUACK!  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Handmade-Northwestern-Golf-Club-Wood-Duck-Head-3-Hole-Pencil-Holder-Hand-Paint-/370827921285

Duck slogan

     Here is our slogan.

I pledge allegence to the Duck Box of the duck club nc. I will be a duck until I go to college and become what I become. Please comment if you would like to join.

Written by: Kelly

Our mascot

This is Sebastian our mascot. No he is not a duck. He will be 2 on April 26. He is a coton de tulear, the official dog of Madagascar. He weighs 8 pounds and half of that is hair. He is the sweetest dog you will ever meet even though you haven't met him. He will steal your food and your heart. So give it up for my dog Sebastian!

Written by: Kelly

IntroDUCKtions

 Hi, I'm Kelly. Me and my friends Mary-Lou, the turtle whisperer, The Ace, and Vader Jacobson, started the duck club. We will someday branch out with tee-shirts and all kinds of things. I hope you all like this and tell your friends.

      Here's a joke.
One day A little boy was at school and his teacher asked if he knew the alphabet. When he said he didn't she told him to go home and learn it. So when the boy got home he asked his mom, who was on the phone, what the first letter of the alphabet? She said, "Oh be quiet!" And the boy thought that was the first letter. Next he went to his brother who was watching batman. He asked what the second letter of the alphabet was and his brother said,"Yeah Batman!!" Then he went to the gardener in the backyard and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was and he said, " In the garbage, in the garbage!" Then he asked his sister who was listening to her music and she said," Oh yea!" and then he went to his grandpa who was watching football and asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was and he said,"49'ers!" Then he went to his dad who was grilling in the backyard and when he asked him he said,"My buns are burning my buns are burning!" So the boy went to school the next day and when the teacher asked what was the first letter of the alphabet and the boy said," Oh be quiet!" Because that's what he thought it was. His teacher didn't know that and she got mad so she sent him to the principles office. The principle asked him what was his name and the boy thought he was still saying the alphabet so he said," yea batman!"  Then the principle asked where he lived and the boy said," in the garbage in the garbage!" Then asked if he wanted a spanking and the boy said," oh yea!" And then he asked how many do you want and the boy said," 49'ers!" So the  principle gave the boy 49 spanking and the boy ran home screaming," my buns are burning my buns are burning!"

Written by: Kelly